A woman is in the
hospital giving birth, and she's up on the
stirrups. All of a sudden, the baby's head pops
out and looks up at the nurse. "Are you my
daddy?" asks the baby head. Shocked, the nurse
replies concerned, "Uh, no, I'm not your dad,
Ill run and go get him!". With this, the baby's
head turns to the doctor and says, "Are you my
daddy?". "My goodness no! But the nurse is going
to get him, he will be here any minute."
Finally, the father comes into the room and the
baby sees the physical him and says, "Are you my daddy?" To
which the shocked father goes up close to the
baby's head and says, "Yes, son, I'm your
father."
<poke person in the head>
The baby pulls
his hand out and pokes the funny father in the head
and says, "Well then... STOP POKING ME IN THE
HEAD!"
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